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GOD WONDERWALL IS NEVER NOT GOING TO BE MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT ALL OF THIS chase with his fucking formal mohawk warbling oasis while everyone looks on in embarrasment. fkldjs WHEN DID HE LEARN HOW TO PLAY GUITAR!! good question molly and also how did he sneak the guitar to ireland without anyone noticing. I FUCKIN LOVE IT. also sob sob sob all the misfits being like LET ME TEACH U ABOUT OASIS i'm sorry klara they're extremely british. simon and the headphones and her little updo scream MISFITS AND RUNAWAYS TOGETHER IS MY DREAM

oh my god tony. OH MY GOD TONY. FACE IN MY HANDS. sloppy drunk in the iron man suit flksdjfds IT'S BASICALLY THE BEGINNING OF IM2 but with less booth babes. probably. please don't bring an entourage of booth babes tony. also pepper just zoning out next to him thinking of all the ways she's going to get him back for this I FUCKING LOVE IT. i can imagine gwenpo staring placidly into space with murder right behind her eyes and it makes me so happy. flkjsd THAT WAS YOU? OH GOOD. god tony is awful and you know how much i love him so i'm so happy he's in this sob sob sob

FLKSDFLKSJDLKSJD GOD HANK'S ENDLESS RAMBLING SPEECH you know it goes on for like fifteen minutes and every time someone tries to stop him he's like NO NO I'LL WRAP THIS UP, JUST ONE MORE THING and it never fucking ends. god. THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF ROBOTICS curtis is asleep. flsdkjflsdkj play the rains of castamere ONLY IF YOU REALY DO GO ROGUE AND START KILLING EVERYONE ROBOCOP and in that case then please, me first. HUSBAND!! :(( babies also flsdkjfsdlkj thanks natasha. they should have you at the oscars to shoot people when their speeches go on too long too

NICO. NICO. NICO NICO NICO NIIIIIIICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh my actual fucking god nico. flkdjs WELL THAT ONE'S MY FAVOURITE and chasing after her and everyone being like :o flkjsdflkdj oh no. oh no. sob. GOD I JUST LOVE THE BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN HER BEING SWEET AND SOUR (NOT RACIST, ALSO NOT A EUPHEMISM) SO MUCH she can't say one nice thing without following it up with one mean one and i love it. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT thank god nobody else got to hear that though, how fucking embarrassing for victor. actually all of these are embarrassing never mind. BUT GOD "TO BEGIN WITH" NICO CAN YOU NOT?? EVEN THOUGH IT'S TRUE. COULD YOU. JUST. NOT. THANKS flskdjr goddddddd stage notes and GOD WHETHER YOU DESERVE IT OR NOT. OH MY GOD. oh my god i have nothing to say but oh my god. nico you are a hot mess. but also kind of sweet? thank you? BUT ALSO NOT??? lkrjsdlkjfds scream i just love it. IT'S LIKE WE'RE GIVING YOU AWAY girls no that part is done for can we please not go back to the argument over who walks whom down the aisle. RLKJDS SHIT AND THE SUIT'S ONLY JOB IS TO GET RIPPED OFF VICTOR STOP THAT IS YOUR EX YOU'RE TALKING TO rlkjds fucking. god. keep that notecard forever :(((((( FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

god i physically cannot deal with jeremy giving a heartfelt toast. and both of them just sitting there like what. someone paternal who isn't fucking everything up. does not compute. i CANNOT DEAL lfkjds nathan's protective nature and how happy they are to welcome victor into the family oh my god. nathan is HORRIFIED. also probably beet red it's the only thing in the history of the world to make him blush. GENUINE FAMILIAL AFFECTION WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH IT rlksdj god and both of them not knowing how to respond. THEY'RE THE DISASTERS!! my little sad noise but also it's so true. congratulations guys how much of a mess your wedding is really does reflect what a mess you are. BUT A HAPPY MESS SO IT'S OK sdlfkjsdflksdjrlskdj por nada. jesus jeremy. shut the fuck up or we're not doing christmas together next year.

GOD I LOVE IT THANK YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH I FELL ASLEEP WITH IT OPEN ON MY PHONE LAST NIGHT AND WOKE UP WITH A GIDDY DUMB LITTLE SMILE nathan and victor may hate their friends but i love every single asshole in this bar
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