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jackassery2014-06-21 02:33 pm
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every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea.
HOW TO PLAY
- Give me as many "five things" prompt for any characters or fandom that you know I'm into
- I will try to write it
- no promises.
COMPLETE
five moments of gay panic for victor
four times victor missed nathan before finding him again (and one time he really didn't)
five disastrous toasts from victor and nathan's big gay wedding
five things about avenger victor and supervillain karolina
five times chase and victor were not friends
five ways victor's bad end could've gone
four successful missions nathan and victor went on (and one that could have gone a lot better)
five moments inside the mentor's lounge
five times victor regretted letting nathan move in
no subject
GOD SHUT UP WOLVERINE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW IT'S TOTALLY IMMORTALITY also oh my god irish deadpool flsdkj oh my god. frankly it's lucky vic couldn't text him because you know nathan would just respond "who"
RLKJSD LIKE GENOSHA
NO RICTOR
NOT LIKE FUCKING GENOSHA
oh my god sherlock and a golden girl DREAMS WE CAN ONLY DREAM OF. ugh victor in mexico is so sad, he's so unhappy :( cryborg it'll be ok. AND FUCKING RICTOR WITH HIS SMOKING AND HIS LEERING WHO THE FUCK IS YOU???? "I'LL TELL YOU A LOT OF THINGS" THIS FUCKING GUYYYYYY plus, javier bardem, so tbh who could blame victor. ugh he's never been good at turning people away, thank you jackie i didn't need my heart tonight
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((( DON'T WISH YOUR FRIEND WAS HARDER TO KILL OH MY GOD
ROBOCOP THAT'S FUCKED UP YOU'RE FUCKED UP!!!!!!
ugh oh my god searching for wertham and karolina being like HEY. REMEMBER THAT NICE GIRL YOU DATED. REMEMBER DATING GIRLS?????? GOOD TIMES RIGHT VIC?????????????? rlskdjflsdj what about chase oh my god KAROLINA IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
oh my god i feel like it's not exactly a compliment to say PLEASE WRITE HANK PYM FOREVER but i swear i mean it in a nice way. PLEASE lfkjsdflkjsd an up day for grandpa oh my god i laughed so fucking hard. I CAN DO ANYTHING and self-taught reality bomb and him calling vic son and being like WE can be friends! AND GIVING TERRIBLE ADVICE i just love it all so much, it's pitch perfect, please kill me. hank pym is the worst. i want more of him forever. what does that say about me. ALSO OH MY GOD GOOD TO KNOW HE TOLD KAROLINA ABOUT HIS BIG DUMB CRUSH BEFORE HE EVEN FOUND NATHAN AGAIN, GOOOOOOOOOOD TO KNOW THAT'S GOING TO MAKE THAT MEETING 309483098X MORE FUN TO WRITE HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD rlkdjs i feel like i say this every fic but poor, poor karolina. AND HAVING TO TALK ABOUT THE VICTORIOUS THING SLDKFJ OVER FOUR FUCKING SESSIONS GOD POOR BABY. POOR BABY!!!!!
oh my god and all the conviction behind 'he'll remember me' i made a really painful noise and startled kitkat VICTOR :((((((( also i seriously cannot get over hank's fucking awful advice. YEAH MAYBE THAT'S TRUE FOR YOU SHITLORD oh my god the kids are just damaged enough to remind him of the runaways. YEAH VIC THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU fodsijfosdkjfdlskj hank is the worst hank is the WORST and all i want is more of the worst. what am i. what have you done to me
OH MY GOD AND FUCK YOU THE TIME HE FORCES HIMSELF NOT TO MISS NATHAN IS LITERALLY RIGHT BEFORE HE SEES HIM AGAIN FLSKDJFLSKDJ I HATE YOU SO MUCH JACKIE WHAT THE FUCK
oh my god i want to live in this sad victor is my lifeblood I JUST REALIZED ALL OF THESE HAVE STARTED WITH 'OH MY GOD' YEAH BC THAT ABOUT SUMS UP HOW I FEEL aaahfhshdfklsdjklskd sob. sob. SOBBBB THANK YOU god i'm so far gone for these idiots