every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea.

[derogatory]

FIVE THINGS MEME

HOW TO PLAY
- Give me as many "five things" prompt for any characters or fandom that you know I'm into
- I will try to write it
- no promises.


COMPLETE
five moments of gay panic for victor
four times victor missed nathan before finding him again (and one time he really didn't)
five disastrous toasts from victor and nathan's big gay wedding
five things about avenger victor and supervillain karolina
five times chase and victor were not friends
five ways victor's bad end could've gone
four successful missions nathan and victor went on (and one that could have gone a lot better)
five moments inside the mentor's lounge
five times victor regretted letting nathan move in

Comments

[sailor]

GODDDD STOP APOLOGIZING YOU KNOW I LOVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING VICTOR

IT COULD BE 5 SENTENCES AND I'D BE OVERJOYED

LFKJDS YOU DON'T GO GAY FOR GUYS JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S HELPING THEM!!!! karolina is the best interplanetary gay consultant even if she can't keep her voice down. YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA DO IT AGAIN VICTOR. AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN. flkjsd javier bardem was all i could think during this i can't. i can't. i hate you so much

OH MY GOD MY HEART HAD A SADNESS SEIZURE THOUGH BECAUSE cariño :((( oh my god. ugh he totally likes him but HE WAS MARRIED THE WHOLE TIME IDIOT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?? uh maybe for things not to end shittily. god, just being a means for someone to work out their shit and then bounce, HAHAHA MY HEART. flkjsd and he still puts himself to bed early to get up and be responsible and destroy the cartel!! HUSBAND MATERIAL except not for rictor. god what a dick. THIS WAS FUN shut up you fucking shitlord.

I LITERALLY CAN'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE REUNION HAHAHAHAHAH ;A; HAH i mean obviously because, my weakness. but also because GOD HE DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT NATHAN NOT REMEMBERING HIM UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! i know we talked about that at fanime so much but it still gets me every time. IT LIKE DIDN'T EVEN OCCUR TO HIM and then it does and it's a moment of pure terror. god and fucking nathan flskjdfls looking up like OH GOOD another boring customer in my boring fucking life and then his LITTLE FACE!!!!!!! and leaping over the counter and barreling him over oh my god. oh my god. BLUE SCREEN OF GAY DEATH and leaning into the contact lfkjds fucking. screaming. rlskjd "OH FUCK" he's like everything's fine it'll be fine. OH GOD EVERYTHING IS THE OPPOSITE OF FINE ABORT MISSION HE CUT HIS HAIR IT'S LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THE BEATLES god victor is so hopelessly far gone from the get-go that tickles me goddamn pink. AND HE'S SO HAPPY cries nathan is so happy to have his best friend back. he would literally never stop smiling (PERFECT TEETH AHAH also, racist, irish dentristy is vastly superior to english) guaranteed someone at the airport was like sir please stop touching your friend in the security line, hands to yourself. what a terrible person to fall for.

GODDDDDD NATHAN BEING PATENTLY UNHELPFUL DURING A MISSION and doing what he does best....... dying in a really gross way. rlksdj ugh god everything you told me couldn't have prepared me for how sad victor trying to keep him alive is. IT'S SO SAD. AND IMAGINING MURDERING HIM HAHAHAHAH OHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD ay dios mio i straight up hissed at that. "that's what it sounded like to kill your best friend slowly" jackie what the FUCK. WHY. FLSKDJ BUT THEN YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKIG HARD AND LITERALLY KICK MY LAPTOP OFF THE COUCH AT IT'S GETTIN LATE AND YOU'RE GETTIN SASSY

fglsdhflsjd and victor's IMMEDIATE PANIC when he doesn't regenerate in time. PLAN B: MOVE BACK TO MEXICO AND DON'T TALK TO ANYONE, EVER. yeah great plan robocop, chill the fuck out and let a man regrow his organs. SOB AND HIS FUCKED UP ARM they are such a goddamn mess. how many times do you think nathan had to drag his sorry robot ass to a hospital all covered in blood and be like no no no not me, i'm fine, he's the one who's broken here. POOR VICTOR

HELLO THIS IS GAY 911 WHAT'S UR HOMOMERGENCY

I LOVE KAROLINA

SO

FUCKING

MUCH

i could read 9000 words of texts from karolina and i would be delighted the ENTIRE damn time

roisdjflksdj oh my god pietro's advice THANKS A LOT YOU NUTTER. flsdkj why is late/sassy a thing now?? TOO BAD IT'S A THING NOW AND FOREVER rlksjd god can i tell you one of my favorite running jokes throughout this whole series is victor constantly assuming the exact opposite of what nathan is actually thinking

it's like

victor: karolina he hates me he's going to leave the team
nathan: (fuck i like him so much this is a problem)
victor: karolina he's going to break up with me
nathan: (fuck i opposite of want to break up with him i'm so stupid in love i'm fucked)
victor: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT BREAKING UP NOW
nathan: (i literally cannot live without him i'm SO FUCKED)

LIKE GRANTED HE STARTS ACTING LIKE A SHIFTY MOTHERFUCKER EVERY TIME HE HAS SOME KIND OF HUGE REALISATION SO IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE BUT IT NEVER STOPS BEING HILARIOUS TO ME

spoilers it carries over into the ireland fic too

victor: DID YOU DRAG ME ALL THE WAY TO IRELAND TO TELL ME WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK
nathan: ???? what no hey check out this ring.

it never ever stops being funny to me please never get smarter victor you are the best emotionally stupid robot

RLKSJD GOD ALSO "CAN'T WAIT TO TELL XAVIN"

YOU KNOW XAVIN IS WATCHING CLERKS II FOR THE 700TH TIME AND IS LIKE BELOVED

WHILE IT PLEASES ME TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SMILE AT THIS NEWS

I CARE NOT.

god god GOD I LOVE EVERYTHING SO MUCH THANK YOU =3= =3= =3= write everything forever please thank you