jackassery | (no subject)

niice two 2ee you're 2tiill up to your nook iin the hemo2pectrum.

wwho do you think youre speakin to

no one iimportant.

[ cool, Sol, now you're getting the but of a rifle into your smug little face ]

[ oh shit

With only enough time to make an attempt at ducking, it clocks him squarely in the forehead and sends him sprawling on his ass and his glasses skitter across the floor. Hands fly up to clap over throbbing (and probably already bruising) point of impact as reflexive tears blur his already unfocused vision. ]

that wa2 cheap you grubfii2ted douche!!

[ reaches out with one hand around his collar and easily hauls Sollux back to his feet. ]

i believve you wwere under the delusion you wwere speakin wwith someone else so ill be kind enough to ask if you wwould like to take another guess before I cut your tongue dowwn the middle

Edited 2011-12-14 08:21 (UTC)

[ Wobbles, weakly grasps his wrist in one hand. Psionics fizzle and pop erratically around his eyes and across his temples. ]

2hove iit up your wa2te chute, eriidan.

[ Tears his hand out of Sollux's grip and let sthe other boy fall to the ground. Regards him cooly form above before bringing his heel down on Sol's ribcage. ]

i am ophaner dualscar a fact im fairly certain the psiisonic had seared appropriately into his brain wwhich beckons the question a wwho the fuck are you

[ Let's his foot rest on Sollux's sternum. ]

[ He gags on nothing, his diaphragm seizing from the force of Dualscar's heel against his chest, and clamps both hands around his ankle as he thrashes against the floor. His lips are pulled back in a cross between a grimace and a snarl. ]

orphaner dual2car? ii2n't that your 2tupiid roleplayiing...

[ His struggling abruptly ends, his face going soft with cognizance. ]

oh fuck.

[ Placing more of his weight on the foot perched against Sollux's chest. ]

your ignorance aside i hardly see this goin any different than it already has

[ Steps off of Sollux, picking up his gun and pointing it in his face. ]

wwhy dont you stand up for a bit

[ He wheezes underneath the added weight, the grip on Dualscar's ankle going slack. When, thankfully, he's shown a little mercy, Sollux sucks in a greedy gasp of air. Coughing into a fist, he sits up on one elbow, only to freeze when he's met with the business end of Ahab's Crosshairs.

Swallowing thickly, he carefully rises to his feet, bicolored eyes trained on the older troll's face. ]

do you knoww wwhy im goin to kill you

doe2 iit matter iif ii do?

wwill it matter to anyone wwhen i wwipe your existence from the face of this planet

[ Shifts the gun in his grip. ]

im not as naivve as you to continue blindly assumin youre the troll i kneww so answwer the question

[ grimly: ]

you probably made the decii2iion 2omewhere between calliing you a grubfii2ted douche and "no one iimportant".

and wwho did you think i meant wwhen i wwas askin you about the empress

ii don't know.
ju2t 2ome giirl.

[ He lies as calmly as he can manage. ]

you see i ask because i mentioned someone wwasnt protectin you and then you bring her up wwhich implies to me wwhatevver putrid descendant hes been allowwed- meanin you- cultivvated himself another similar relationship

2orry, ii wouldn't know anythiing about that. ii never found anythiing left behiind by my ance2tor.

likely because there wwas nothin to find

[ Regarding Sollux carefully, not entirely sure what to make of this tiny version of the psiisonic! but killing him right away would be too easy. Takes a step or two closer. ]

then youll enlighten me wwhat her majesty is doin if not fuckin playin lusus to you

[ Sollux instinctively tenses when Dualscar approaches, but holds his ground. ]

ii hardly know her. be2iide2, iit'2 your ance2tor 2he'2 iin charge of. they're the pale2t of moiiraiil2.

[ stepping towards him again, backing Sol up to a wall. ]

yet you seem quite wwell acquainted wwith my ancestor thats curious you still dont knoww her

[ He flattens himself against the wall, savoring as much space as he can get between himself and Eridan's ancestor. ]

would YOU want your moiiraiill gettiing chummy wiith a lowblood?

[ please take the bait please take the bait please take the bait don't you fucking touching her ]

[ sneers, face inches away. barrell of the gun tilted downwards, pressing into sol's leg. ]

it wwould not be the first timeso tell me; wwhat are you to them

[ He twists his head to the side, watching him with one, solid red eye. He's intensely aware of the rifle digging into his thigh. ]

ii ju2t told you, ii hardly know her. and your off2priing prefer2 kiilliing lowblood2 two talkiing wiith them.