jackassery | (no subject)

[ Tears his hand out of Sollux's grip and let sthe other boy fall to the ground. Regards him cooly form above before bringing his heel down on Sol's ribcage. ]

i am ophaner dualscar a fact im fairly certain the psiisonic had seared appropriately into his brain wwhich beckons the question a wwho the fuck are you

[ Let's his foot rest on Sollux's sternum. ]

[ He gags on nothing, his diaphragm seizing from the force of Dualscar's heel against his chest, and clamps both hands around his ankle as he thrashes against the floor. His lips are pulled back in a cross between a grimace and a snarl. ]

orphaner dual2car? ii2n't that your 2tupiid roleplayiing...

[ His struggling abruptly ends, his face going soft with cognizance. ]

oh fuck.

[ Placing more of his weight on the foot perched against Sollux's chest. ]

your ignorance aside i hardly see this goin any different than it already has

[ Steps off of Sollux, picking up his gun and pointing it in his face. ]

wwhy dont you stand up for a bit

[ He wheezes underneath the added weight, the grip on Dualscar's ankle going slack. When, thankfully, he's shown a little mercy, Sollux sucks in a greedy gasp of air. Coughing into a fist, he sits up on one elbow, only to freeze when he's met with the business end of Ahab's Crosshairs.

Swallowing thickly, he carefully rises to his feet, bicolored eyes trained on the older troll's face. ]

do you knoww wwhy im goin to kill you

doe2 iit matter iif ii do?

wwill it matter to anyone wwhen i wwipe your existence from the face of this planet

[ Shifts the gun in his grip. ]

im not as naivve as you to continue blindly assumin youre the troll i kneww so answwer the question

[ grimly: ]

you probably made the decii2iion 2omewhere between calliing you a grubfii2ted douche and "no one iimportant".

and wwho did you think i meant wwhen i wwas askin you about the empress

ii don't know.
ju2t 2ome giirl.

[ He lies as calmly as he can manage. ]

you see i ask because i mentioned someone wwasnt protectin you and then you bring her up wwhich implies to me wwhatevver putrid descendant hes been allowwed- meanin you- cultivvated himself another similar relationship

2orry, ii wouldn't know anythiing about that. ii never found anythiing left behiind by my ance2tor.

likely because there wwas nothin to find

[ Regarding Sollux carefully, not entirely sure what to make of this tiny version of the psiisonic! but killing him right away would be too easy. Takes a step or two closer. ]

then youll enlighten me wwhat her majesty is doin if not fuckin playin lusus to you

[ Sollux instinctively tenses when Dualscar approaches, but holds his ground. ]

ii hardly know her. be2iide2, iit'2 your ance2tor 2he'2 iin charge of. they're the pale2t of moiiraiil2.

[ stepping towards him again, backing Sol up to a wall. ]

yet you seem quite wwell acquainted wwith my ancestor thats curious you still dont knoww her

[ He flattens himself against the wall, savoring as much space as he can get between himself and Eridan's ancestor. ]

would YOU want your moiiraiill gettiing chummy wiith a lowblood?

[ please take the bait please take the bait please take the bait don't you fucking touching her ]

[ sneers, face inches away. barrell of the gun tilted downwards, pressing into sol's leg. ]

it wwould not be the first timeso tell me; wwhat are you to them

[ He twists his head to the side, watching him with one, solid red eye. He's intensely aware of the rifle digging into his thigh. ]

ii ju2t told you, ii hardly know her. and your off2priing prefer2 kiilliing lowblood2 two talkiing wiith them.

sounds like a good lad but i wwonder if by sayin so there wwas somethin else you wwant me to be doin to you other than killin or talkin

lettiing me go would be awe2ome. maybe ju2t 2lap me on the wrii2t for my iimpudence.

Edited 2011-12-14 10:37 (UTC)

[ Gun slides betweens sol's legs ugh what the FUCK dualscar?? other hand holding the kid against the wall as dualscar brings there bodies together. ]

wwe can certainly wwork a feww slaps in there

[ alskdfjlsj?? Snaps a hand down to grip the barrel of the gun, keeping it at bay. ]

what the FUCK are you doiing??

[ Such a prude! Doesn't matter, flings the gun aside and presses his arm against Sol's neck, pinning the kid to the wall, other hand trailing against his waist. ]

so theres no one lookin after you

[ lsjsdfdsf;df ABORT ABORT, reaches up to claw at his arm, struggles both to breathe and to get the fuck away! ]

let
go

[ laughing, doesn't mind being scratched at! Loosens his hold a little so Sollux can breathe, working at the kid's belt oh shit ]

no i dont think i wwill