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[squidissension]

Since we didn't get enough of it-
Use this post to play with the troll ancestors and normal aged trolls or kids here in this post.
all dudes and dudettes welcome, honestly, bring in whoever.

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[squidissension]

you seem surprisingly mobile

[dualii2t]

holy 2hiit.
have ii been in cyrogeniic 2leep for the la2t ten 2weep2 or are you from the future.

[squidissension]

is that wwhat youll call it

[squidissension]

then again you do look

[squidissension]

more vvulnrable than i last remember from clappin eyes on your sorry remains

[dualii2t]

2tiill full of crap ii 2ee.
ii2 that 2uppo2ed two 2care me?

[squidissension]

your bravvery is certainly commendable but your imperial protector is quite unavvailable at the moment

[dualii2t]

my iimperiial what???
are you talkiing about ff?

[squidissension]

has servvin as the helmsman addled your brain from the shear loftiness of such a position at your pathetic stature

[dualii2t]

ii thought iit wa2 already glubbiing obviiou2 that we're not on the 2ame page, ed.
ii don't think we're even readiing the 2ame book.

[dualii2t]

niice two 2ee you're 2tiill up to your nook iin the hemo2pectrum.

[squidissension]

wwho do you think youre speakin to

[dualii2t]

no one iimportant.

[squidissension]

[ cool, Sol, now you're getting the but of a rifle into your smug little face ]

[dualii2t]

[ oh shit

With only enough time to make an attempt at ducking, it clocks him squarely in the forehead and sends him sprawling on his ass and his glasses skitter across the floor. Hands fly up to clap over throbbing (and probably already bruising) point of impact as reflexive tears blur his already unfocused vision. ]

that wa2 cheap you grubfii2ted douche!!

[squidissension]

[ reaches out with one hand around his collar and easily hauls Sollux back to his feet. ]

i believve you wwere under the delusion you wwere speakin wwith someone else so ill be kind enough to ask if you wwould like to take another guess before I cut your tongue dowwn the middle

[dualii2t]

[ Wobbles, weakly grasps his wrist in one hand. Psionics fizzle and pop erratically around his eyes and across his temples. ]

2hove iit up your wa2te chute, eriidan.

[squidissension]

[ Tears his hand out of Sollux's grip and let sthe other boy fall to the ground. Regards him cooly form above before bringing his heel down on Sol's ribcage. ]

i am ophaner dualscar a fact im fairly certain the psiisonic had seared appropriately into his brain wwhich beckons the question a wwho the fuck are you

[ Let's his foot rest on Sollux's sternum. ]

[dualii2t]

[ He gags on nothing, his diaphragm seizing from the force of Dualscar's heel against his chest, and clamps both hands around his ankle as he thrashes against the floor. His lips are pulled back in a cross between a grimace and a snarl. ]

orphaner dual2car? ii2n't that your 2tupiid roleplayiing...

[ His struggling abruptly ends, his face going soft with cognizance. ]

oh fuck.

[squidissension]

[ Placing more of his weight on the foot perched against Sollux's chest. ]

your ignorance aside i hardly see this goin any different than it already has

[ Steps off of Sollux, picking up his gun and pointing it in his face. ]

wwhy dont you stand up for a bit

[dualii2t]

[ He wheezes underneath the added weight, the grip on Dualscar's ankle going slack. When, thankfully, he's shown a little mercy, Sollux sucks in a greedy gasp of air. Coughing into a fist, he sits up on one elbow, only to freeze when he's met with the business end of Ahab's Crosshairs.

Swallowing thickly, he carefully rises to his feet, bicolored eyes trained on the older troll's face. ]

[squidissension]

do you knoww wwhy im goin to kill you

[dualii2t]

doe2 iit matter iif ii do?

[squidissension]

wwill it matter to anyone wwhen i wwipe your existence from the face of this planet

[ Shifts the gun in his grip. ]

im not as naivve as you to continue blindly assumin youre the troll i kneww so answwer the question

[dualii2t]

[ grimly: ]

you probably made the decii2iion 2omewhere between calliing you a grubfii2ted douche and "no one iimportant".