jackassery | i hope i can forgive me for having the nerve to exist

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Let's practice this voice without being overly hostile to all the nice New Moorians.

Right? I mean, they killed me, what were they thinking.

How tasty it would be to eat the skin off your cheekbones, probably. Think you left behind a pretty set of bones too?

No cannibalism allowed, Johanna, remember?

I wasn't thinking it! I meant the things that finished you off.

Sure you weren't! You know, that's what my last wish probably was, to be a great meal for Mutts.

Better choice than see your son, I guess.

So it was a boy.

Well aren't you going to be full of great news for me.

Not really, I hate babies. Not too fond of Annie without you around either.

You hate babies? I didn't see that coming. Full of surprises, Johanna!

And I bet they love you almost as much as the rest of the world.

Well, I guess now it's just a matter of seeing if New Moore will love me too.

You want more of the rich and horny to love you? Though you'd had you fill of that.

Eugh, no, I just want to be more popular than you. I'm aiming low.

Everyone's more popular than me. I made sure of that.

I bet that was really hard for you to do.

Oh yeah, I was the most popular girl in District 7 before the Games.

I bet the trees liked you!

Not really.