derogatory: (I've never known another city to burn.)
read this or you're gay ([personal profile] derogatory) wrote in [community profile] jackassery2010-06-20 12:12 pm

This is ridiculous. WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.

Texts From Last Night meme stolen from [livejournal.com profile] arisato. Includes old characters and new. let's just put it out there that Tamaki ISN'T on this one. But all of Desai is and some of ID. See tags.






    SPITFIRE - (315): Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.


    CORDELIA - (248): My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks


    VICTOR - (850): Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?


    LAU - (732): No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.


    DEAN - (325): my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.


    RAIKOU - (614): You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.


    ENGLAND - (630): Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.


    YUMICHIKA - (540): i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building


    LIU - (281): I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.


    POLAND - (309): Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.


    NAOTO - (203): after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
    (1-203*): your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
    *text in question


    AKIRA - (406): so whacked out on percocet from hurting my legs that I started crying because his belly button was so cute
heartbeats: 윤은혜 ・ 「koreans」 (maybe.)

[personal profile] heartbeats 2010-06-20 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
732 Lau
630 England
540 YUMICHIKA
281 Dean?
309 Raikou? or Poland
406 Akira
gokudera: (Default)

[personal profile] gokudera 2010-06-20 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
is 614 Naoto?

is 281 Raikou?

is 203 victor??? or 850
gokudera: (Default)

[personal profile] gokudera 2010-06-20 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
or is 624 Raikou???

or 203 Naoto?

The more I look at it, the more 850 sounds like Victor
gokudera: (Default)

[personal profile] gokudera 2010-06-20 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
haha i meant 614
gokudera: (Default)

[personal profile] gokudera 2010-06-20 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
for the last four.....

315 is cordelia?
248 is spitfire?
is 281 liu??


I am like just guessing.
heartbeats: 윤은혜 ・ 「koreans」 (my interpretation.)

[personal profile] heartbeats 2010-06-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
315 spitfire, 248 cordy, 325 dean

[identity profile] wakamoto.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
now that I have internets back I can FINALLY do this


the hard part is deciding WHICH one about drinking to pick for denmark
sailor: quest ❊ wild & wuzzles ❊ sailor (Default)

[personal profile] sailor 2010-06-21 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
fkjsdkjd AKIRA AND CORDELIA OH MY GOD

about mesothelioma

(Anonymous) 2011-01-19 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks be given to you allowing for regarding another adept article. Where else could anyone engage that kind of advice in such a nonpareil method of writing? I accept a show next week, and I am on the look for such information.
[IMG]http://www.sedonarapidweightloss.com/weightloss-diet/34/b/happy.gif[/IMG]

louis vuitton bags

(Anonymous) 2011-02-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's out of the question.