the biggest dick-measuring contest since the Cold War

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give me one of my characters (old or new!) and one of yours, & I'll tell you how they end up together.

previous version of this meme here!


Laura and Victor
Karolina and Nuriko
Xavin and Dean
Charlie and Akira
Charlie and Naoto

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AKIRA AND CHARLIE (2/2)

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He's got no intention of bringing it up when Akira drops by from wherever else he goes. But then again, he looks so damn gloomy and Charlie's drunk, so it all sort of slips out.

"What, like I'm gonna side with Parkman?" Akira laughs, leaning on his elbows against the rickety armoire. "I don't have to prove anything to you," he points out. "Your team is fucked without me."

"We're not a team, per say," Charlie grumbles from the couch. And adds over his shoulder. "And actually we'd be all right if you did the traitor thing."

"Yeah?" Akira raises an eyebrow, and a foot, and when he takes some steps towards Charlie he nearly stomps through the floor. "Maybe I should do it right now?" Kennit's right hand man is off the couch just in time for Akira to kick it clean in half, then slam his shoe into Charlie's sternum. He reels back into the wall and his elbow hits the wood, ricocheting pain through his mending bones. Before he can swear, Akira is kneeling in front of him, Charlie's blood stained shirt in his grip.

"Wait. Did you just," Charlie laughs and wheezes in the same breath. "Did you kick the couch in half??" Akira glances back to confirm it.

"Um. Yeah," he admits with a grin. "It's in like, a million fucking pieces."

"What the fuck!"

"We can raid a furniture store later," Akira snickers and in their laughter, leans forward to rest his head on Charlie's shoulder. Charlie goes very, very, very fucking still because the kid's teeth are too close to his jugular and he has molar shaped scars from the last time Akira was in a biting mood.

"Hey," he mumbles and Charlie clenches his teeth, his fists, waiting for Akira to say it. That he's leaving for good, that he's going to kill Charlie brutal, that the sky is more important than their world. He must've lost his nerve, because they spend the rest of that time in silence, crouched in the shell of a war room.

For the amount of force his friend can strike with, the weight of Akira's body over his doesn't seem so heavy. Charlie doesn't feel guilt (because he threw that emotion away a long time ago) but thinks maybe if this guy really does betray people for loser girls- it'd be okay if he betrays me too. But three days later Parkman breaks into the compound and that concession's not worth remembering anymore.

[sailor]

THAT'S WHAT THE LITERATURE POINTS TO ldkfjsldkjf oh Andrew :(( remind me to write burning Rule 42 wreckage at some point.

GOD DAMN HOMOS AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH also dflkjd "did you just kick the couch in half" ugh they are my favorite fucked up duo. FUCK YOU WRITE SO WELL I am always in awe of what you do. the end is so simultaneously terrifying and weirdly sweet, I sobbed :((

ahhhhh I love it I love it I love it I LOVE IT ♥

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chuuuuuuu jhfds well I was just thinking! In Dystopia they are friends and budies and Akira prob latcs onto Charlie after he kills Agito. But after Charlie takes George down he prob lost a lot of faith in his buddy and was alone and then got shot fjkhds THE UPS AND DOWN OF CHARLIE AND AKIRAS BROMANCE