the biggest dick-measuring contest since the Cold War

[derogatory]

give me one of my characters (old or new!) and one of yours, & I'll tell you how they end up together.

previous version of this meme here!


Laura and Victor
Karolina and Nuriko
Xavin and Dean
Charlie and Akira
Charlie and Naoto

Comments

[gokudera]

Poland and Minato (kyaaa!!!)

[derogatory]

OKAY DUDE HOW WOULD THIS NOT BE SMUTTY

[gokudera]

shuji to akira

[derogatory]

oh my god so qm told me akira isnt in the book

[gokudera]

ahhhh tamaki and yoite

[derogatory]

omg the forbidden friendship that never was

[gokudera]

TAMAKI AND KYOUYA. retelling of canon is allowed

[derogatory]

if by canon you mean lots of lots of kissing and snuggling and talking about how important kyouya is to tamaki then yes

[gokudera]

riku and sora (is this too many canonmates for this meme?)

[derogatory]

YES OH MY GOD i just said earlier than i was losing kingdom hearts in my heart BUT I WILL REREAD OUR THREADS

[gokudera]

so this one time, i played yamamoto. how did he end up with squalo?

[derogatory]

he gave him an shark omiyage. I thought that was canon

[heartbeats]

WRITE LAU/HONG KONG I MEAN IT

[derogatory]

NEITHER OF THOSE ARE YOU

[heartbeats]

Dean/River

[derogatory]

oh my gosh so crazy and a little flatchested

[heartbeats]

I-I feel like Raikou/Gau is cheating

warning- erin wrote little raikou as quie the minx look out

[derogatory]

UGH WHO CARES ITS THE CUTEST maybe if it was raikou/cat!gau........ or tiny!raikou/gau if that make you feel better

[heartbeats]

Dragons of Fate!Gaara/Naruto

[derogatory]

ONMYOUJI NARUTO

[heartbeats]

OMG MELLO/HIBARI

[derogatory]

NO KISSING

ONLY BROKEN TEETH AND FISTICUFFS

[heartbeats]

Azula/Hibari

[derogatory]

see above only more karate and second degree burns

[heartbeats]

Karolina/Nuriko I MEAN THIS IS WEIRD

[derogatory]

I MEAN WHAT THIS IS CRAZY AND BY CRAZY I MEAN perfect

[heartbeats]

SIRIUS/EVAN SHUT UP YOU KNOW IT IS AWESOME

moony dont be jealous. i'll leave the aviators on

[derogatory]

IF INSULTING LOSERS WAS FOREPLAY THEY WOULD BE EVERYONE'S OTP

[diktat.livejournal.com]

gabriel & dean

[diktat.livejournal.com]

gabriel & england

[diktat.livejournal.com]

gabriel & victor, because i love seeing you guys discuss runaways

[mikechester.livejournal.com]

oh my god the angel and the robot

[diktat.livejournal.com]

omg right you were squalo at neotopia!! squalo & yamamoto

AND I'M GONNA STOP idk if i'm doing it right

[mikechester.livejournal.com]

NEVER STOP

[diktat.livejournal.com]

whatever i played katsura long enough

katsura & poland

[diktat.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN IGNORE THIS ONE FOR WHEN/IF YOU WATCH GINTAMA. AND BY WHEN/IF, I MEAN WHEN.

[diktat.livejournal.com]

(i should have used this icon for at least one of the gabriel requests)

america ... & naoto, that's the MC right?

[mikechester.livejournal.com]

jfhkds no i have no idea what you mean

[diktat.livejournal.com]

OH america and victor, he likes robots.

[derogatory]

Damn, Victor has a part time job where Germany like, touches him inappropriately and asks robot jokes. this is that all over again