read this or you're gay (
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jackassery2014-06-21 02:33 pm
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every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea.
HOW TO PLAY
- Give me as many "five things" prompt for any characters or fandom that you know I'm into
- I will try to write it
- no promises.
COMPLETE
five moments of gay panic for victor
four times victor missed nathan before finding him again (and one time he really didn't)
five disastrous toasts from victor and nathan's big gay wedding
five things about avenger victor and supervillain karolina
five times chase and victor were not friends
five ways victor's bad end could've gone
four successful missions nathan and victor went on (and one that could have gone a lot better)
five moments inside the mentor's lounge
five times victor regretted letting nathan move in
no subject
To: Karolina
Subj: yes
Hellomy outer space love. almost died todayy. well not me thast all days lately but other peoepl now
To: Nathan
Subj: re;yes
oh no :( is everything ok? do u need me 2 call?
To: Karolina
Subj:
nahhh shit worked out in the end but got eme thinkgin
To: Karolina
Subj:
Althogh I am alittle drunk right now i wanted to send you someknowledge that deserves to be trasmaitted through all of spacetime
To: Karolina
Subj:
Vic likes a proper shag after a successfl avengers mission
To: Karolina
Subj:
THERE I SAID IT space desrved to know
To: Karolina
Subj:
tell your alisen friends
To: Nathan
Subj: re;
omg!!! ;p ur bad
To: Nathan
Subj: re;
but yeeeeeeeeeeaahh. vic mentioned rictor got pretty handsy after they worked, so i guess that makes sense it’s somethin he’s into.
To: Nathan
Subj: re;
kinda tmi tho!!!!!! but I’m sooo glad u guys r alright lol ;)
To: Karolina
Subj: ?
Whats a rictor?
To: Nathan
Subj: re; ?
um
To: Karolina
Subj: ????????????
worked?? Like anther bot? What ar you talking about? Is that ome fucks name?
To: Nathan
Subj: re; ????????????
UM ask victor!!
To: K
Subj: DIE
THANKS A LOT
To: Vic
Subj: omg you dun mean that :(
I’m sorry!!!!!!! I didn’t know he didn’t know!!!
To: Vic
Subj:
It’s weird you didn’t tell him
To: K
Subj: re; omg you dun mean that :(
This message failed to send because the recipient is MAD AT YOU
To: Vic
Subj: re; re; omg you dun mean that :(
Its creepy that you are able 2 program your phone 2do it instead of writing it out all pa-ly like other ppl do :(
To: K
Subj: re; re; re; omg you dun mean that :(
This message failed to send because the recipient is MAD AT YOU
To: Vic
Subj:
See?? it like sends before I even finish typing!!
To: K
Subj:
This message failed to send because the recipient is MAD AT YOU K A R O
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To: Vic
Subj:
THATS CREEPY DONT DO THAT IM SORRY U KEEP SECRETS FROM NATHAN U WEIRDO
To: Cyborg 3
Subj: Enough
Cease sending those strange messages to Karolina at once.
To: Skrull Asshole
Subj: re; Enough
Don’t talk to me.
To: Vic
Subj: GRR
u set “dont talk to me” as an autosend to xavin????????? >:(
To: K
Subj: re; GRR
Yes. Sorry. But we are nowhere close to even.
To: Vic
Subj: re; re; GRR
TALK 2 UR BOYFRIEND ABOUT UR BOYFRIENDS