every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea.

[derogatory]

FIVE THINGS MEME

HOW TO PLAY
- Give me as many "five things" prompt for any characters or fandom that you know I'm into
- I will try to write it
- no promises.


COMPLETE
five moments of gay panic for victor
four times victor missed nathan before finding him again (and one time he really didn't)
five disastrous toasts from victor and nathan's big gay wedding
five things about avenger victor and supervillain karolina
five times chase and victor were not friends
five ways victor's bad end could've gone
four successful missions nathan and victor went on (and one that could have gone a lot better)
five moments inside the mentor's lounge
five times victor regretted letting nathan move in

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five disastrous toasts from victor and nathan's big gay wedding

[derogatory]

i.
“Chase has a acoustic guitar,” Victor cries as his own stilted 'good luck homos' toast wraps up, but it’s too late; Chase has already stumbled through the opening chords and the bottles of champagne are too expensive to throw at him.

“Since when did he learn how to play guitar,” Molly wrinkles her nose in disgust while Klara tentatively admits the song is quite charming, did he write it himself?

“Hold it,” Curtis swings in his seat to face the future-hopping girl. “You’re sayin you don’t know Oasis?” One shoulder shrug later and the Misfits each have their phones out, Simon slipping headphones around Klara’s delicate updo so she can hear the (infinitely superior) version over Chase’s.

Victor flinches at Chase messing up the third keychange of Wonderwall and takes Nathan’s hand, looking back at him helplessly.

“If there was ever a time where I went super evil and murdered everyone,” he whispers. “I hope it’s now.”







ii.
They asked Tony not to wear the Iron Man suit to the wedding, or get too drunk, and apparently he thought that meant they were okay with him doing both at the same time.

“Pepper and I always said we wouldn’t get married until the gays could,” he slurs, and half of the toast is sloshing over the table. Pepper has long since given up trying to stop Tony when he is like this, maybe she never even bothers, and is sitting stock still beside him, most likely dreaming about the many business-appropriate ways she will make him pay for this. “And I’m so thankful our efforts to take a stand led to a wedding like this.”

“Oh, wow,” Victor mutters under his breath, sinking deeper into the chair. “That was you? Thank you so much.”







iii.
Hank’s derailed into something that’s half a confession for Ultron and some kind of nostalgia for the early age of robotics and Victor feels like if he sinks any lower in his seat he will wind up in the basement.

“Play the Rains of Castamere,” he begs, fingers digging into the sleeve of Nathan’s tux. “Do anything, but please make him stop.”

“As soon as I’m done laughing,” Nathan assures his boyfriend- husband, husband and there’s a funny hitch in his throat that stops his laughter faster than Natasha’s draw, shooting the drink out of Pym’s hand. Hank sits down.