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[squidissension]

Since we didn't get enough of it-
Use this post to play with the troll ancestors and normal aged trolls or kids here in this post.
all dudes and dudettes welcome, honestly, bring in whoever.

Comments

[coloredstrings]

... John?

[riseup]

you don't remember eridan?
i mean, i do not blame you.
sometimes i wish i could forget him too.
but...
this probably isn't good.

[coloredstrings]

You're...
Small!!
Why are you so small?

[riseup]

uh, no, why are you so big???
also i have not hit my growth spurt yet, jeez.

[coloredstrings]

:o!
John, how old are you?

[riseup]

13, duh.
how old are YOU?

[riseup]

hopy shit, are you FUTURE JADE????????

[coloredstrings]

Hopy shit is right!
I'm 25.
So I guess the answer to your question is... yes!!

[riseup]

jade.
jade jade jade.
that is SO OLD.

[coloredstrings]

Bluhhh.
It is not THAT old! :P

[riseup]

it is so!!!
you are out of HIGH SCHOOL.
i bet you are even out of COLLEGE!!!!!!!!
jade, you are practically an old lady.

[coloredstrings]

Then that would make you an old man!
Err...
Well you used to be an old man, anyway.
You used to be the same age as me!

[coloredstrings]

Hehehe.
This is really weird.

[coloredstrings]

You're practically pocket-sized! :)

[riseup]

i am still growing!!!
how did you get so old, anyway?
is this another one of dave's time shenanigans?

[coloredstrings]

Dave's time shenanigans??

[riseup]

you know, with his time traveling and his future daves and his crazy stock market scheme.
has it really been that long?
i guess when you are an old lady you forget things.

[squidissension]

puttin aside that vvast amount a disrespect wwhat is wwrong wwith her

[riseup]

nothing is wrong with her, dude.
she's just... older.
i guess.
bluh.

[squidissension]

thats bullshit wwhy doesnt she knoww me

[riseup]

crazy time shit.
i think i know what is going on.
she doesn't remember playing the game at all, so just... don't make her feel bad about it, ok?
it is not her fault.

[squidissension]

dont make her feel bad about FORGETTIN me

[riseup]

oh my god, cut it out.
i am pretty sure she doesn't remember any of the trolls, not everything is about you.

[squidissension]

i am a troll you nooksniffer

[riseup]

not everything is about JUST you.