tick tock bonk

[derogatory]

cause i cant sleep or study rn--


Ask my characters any question and they will answer completely and honestly.

Comments

[reanimated]

Not any less crazy than thinking of Karkat as a little brother.

[notvictorious]

He's a little kid!

[reanimated]

A little kid with a fouler mouth than me, who can lift chairs over his head despite being freakishly small! Really he's more like a family dog if you ask me.

[notvictorious]

That's racist.

[reanimated]

 

[notvictorious]

Also, pretty sure Karkat is the one who needs a big brother role model, not me.

[reanimated]

Well too bad for him then.

[notvictorious]

Right? it's too bad he'll never have you teach him how to talk to girls or- I'm sorry, I still can't say that with a straight face!!

[reanimated]

Oh fuck you. Don't even try to out-big-brother me, I'm bloody fantastic at it. Karkat's got the stringy kid to help him anyway.