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read this or you're gay ([personal profile] derogatory) wrote in [community profile] jackassery2013-06-27 09:59 pm

its the twilightning round

Ask my characters any question and they will answer completely and honestly.
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[personal profile] ohmycod 2013-06-29 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
What would it take for Roxy to go on a date with the Meens?
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
her not already havn a girlfriend for onesies
two bein me bein into girls
sry2say only one gay strilalonde in this batch
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[personal profile] ohmycod 2013-06-29 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
memes not withstanding
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
memes were done by jackie
shes stonecold gay
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[personal profile] sailor 2013-06-29 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT'S THE SITCH WITH DIRK RIGHT NOW
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
bluhhhhhhhh ok!!
pretty sure this is only supposed to b me bein honest about ME
not other peeps
but he cant see this so why not let the metaphorical dogz out
we r just bros
his alt younger self was all about my ass during that school agedown bullshit
and like thats kewl n all but
this ass has a face u know
and also it was like AR but real and the weird appeal of AR was his whole not real shitck
u wait ur whole life for a strider 2 wanna jump ur bones
but what happens when its the growed up version of 1 shrunk down to fun size
omg where was i even goin w this fuck
no its fine
little d is still sad and im not gonna get him datin anytime soon but
hes really hard 2 read sometimes ie a lot of times ie all the fuckin tiiiiimmmeee
but i knew what was written on the box when i bought it rite?
we werent just bros bc we were the only bros on the planet bro etc
hes a really importante person to me
gay or straight as spring parade
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[personal profile] sailor 2013-06-29 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
favorite person you've gone on a date with in new moore!
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
i dont rank ppl i dating hopy shit
talk about insensitive
also what im doin rn isnt datin technicall its just going out on preplanned outins where we only holds hands a lil yeah lbr theyre all dates
the hiatus
much like cake
is a lie
but cmon this is adumb question u no the answer!!
even if oncies terrible on dates
seriously i had a better date w benjy in te woods an half of that was gettin lose and kickin his butt at shootin
okay that was pretty baller lets not lie
but oncie and i have fun duh
THIS ALL CHANGES WHEN COULSON AGREES 2 GO OUT 1 ME THO
its gon happen
gentlemen start ur engines
roxy lalonde allllwwwwwwwways gets her yes*
*strilalondes excluded
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
nobody says no to rolal
unless like u actually dont wanna
then thats cool
no dubious consent issues here
back 2 the point
ur roommates a tree and im gonna climb him
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[personal profile] riseup 2013-06-29 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god, be gentle with him please.
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[personal profile] sailor 2013-06-29 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
favorite memories of island life!
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[personal profile] callbacks 2013-06-29 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey remember that time we were in the Hunger Games and you died for this loser

What would you have done if he'd managed to off himself first?
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
punched his corpse in the nuts
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
i fuckin assume by off urself u mean
get killed like a jackass not
actually kill urself rite?
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[personal profile] callbacks 2013-06-29 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah definitely he's got no reason to do that

But if Terezi and Equius and co. got to him first, how would the rest have gone for you?

PRONOUNS
Edited 2013-06-29 04:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] sailor 2013-06-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
also what do you think jesse's job is

is everyone as deluded as dave
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-06-29 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
he peddled booze to me even tho im air quotes underaged
what do u think i think
but tbh hes whatever job he wants to b for us
its a good attitude to have
fuckit lets all be astronauts